I want to know the exact opposite.Īs Carly and Evan are sitting on a blanket, he lays his head on her shoulder, and now we know that the kiss would be one of those kisses where you can't breathe because his tongue is way too far down your throat and he definitely probably makes weird noises.Īs they hug goodnight, Evan finally leans in to kiss her and then skips away before lying in bed to tickle himself. They make out and Nick is 2-for-2, unlike any other time on this franchise.Īt the resort, Carly, the former cruise ship karaoke singer from Chris Soules' season, tells us that she is kind of feeling Evan, the erectile dysfunction specialist from JoJo's season, and wants to know what a kiss with him would feel like.
It's so hot in Paradise that Leah had to wipe the sweat from Nick's face, so naturally sitting in front of a fire seems like a good plan. They leave dinner and obviously head to the beach where they sit in front of a bonfire. No matter how many times it's failed.ĭuring their conversation Nick jumps in and asks, "So what is it going to take for you to think you've found the one?" She tells him that she has two daughters and is looking for someone to add to her family," and the guy I'm watching this episode with asks out loud, "And he's what you're going with?" The pair head to a candlelit dinner, and the first line Nick uses on his date with Amanda is the exact same line he used with Leah because the man only has one move. Leah tells us she has felt so many emotions today, and I'm pretty sure "emotions" mean sober and then drunk. Leah acts very confused at this and reacts how one does in Paradise - by drinking heavily and ugly crying for a camera.Īs Amanda is getting ready for her date, Leah yells in her face, "STOP TRYING TO BE ME AMANDA!" which is funny considering Leah's transformation into "every woman who has ever been on Paradise" since she left Ben's season. They head to the beach to make out, and at this point it appears Nick will do anything for "love."ĭaniel, a male model who doesn't look like a male model from JoJo's season, announces the arrival of tonight's second date card and reads, " Nick, there are no rules in paradise, your next date is tonight." Leah thinks she's getting a second date, but Nick asks Amanda, the single mom from Orange County who was third runner-up on Ben's season, instead. They drink enough margaritas for Nick to find Leah tolerable and Leah to feel confident enough to kiss Nick. Leah, who was sent home from Ben's season for telling Ben lies about his now-fiancee Lauren B., and Nick, a 35-year-old who has been rejected by Andi Dorfman, Kaitlyn Bristowe and "Dancing With the Stars," arrive at the Festival de Margaritas, where Leah wipes the sweat off of his forehead and neck as I cringe.
I don't really know what they talk about because I'm still distracted by Grant's shorts, but I do know that Lace must have also been drunk this morning, because she definitely put on a fresh set of fake eyelashes over last night's set of fake eyelashes and they're all trying to fall off. When Grant gets up, I am very distracted by how short his salmon-colored trunks are.
Vinny obliges and convinces Grant to head to the bar to talk to Lace. When the buzz is strong enough, she asks Vinny, the barber whose mom showed up at " The Men Tell All" to tell everyone he's single, to put in a good word for her with Grant, the firefighter who is actually probably a stripper who dresses up like a firefighter from JoJo's season, because she just can't go home on Night 1. Per usual, Lace, the self-proclaimed "crazy girl" and drunk from Ben's season, is at the bar ripping shots by herself. Leah interrupts this riveting conversation to ask Nick on her date with, "So do you wanna go on this date?" I wonder if I should just start using that as my Bumble opener.Įlsewhere in Paradise, the twins, who no one is even making an effort to tell apart, ask Jorge the bartender for two bananas and then seductively eat them as the the men watch - this is like the beginning of a porn that is either really amazing or really terrible.
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